I'd feel bad for you I really would. But...
For two years I lived with my lady in her house in Dorset and it was a nightmare. This was a £650k farm house but it was remote as fook. That means no proper heating (oil, at around £950 a tank..) and crap internet. When I say crap internet I mean £40 a month for 2mb if you're lucky with a 100gb cap. And to make matters worse our phone lines were 1/3 of a mile long before they reached the main telegraph pole was under a big tree which used to drop branches and snap our lines. It used to take over a week for BT to come out..
So I won't feel sorry for you
Joking aside though I never ever thought I would need a good up speed but bugger me it's lovely. Mate needed Windows 8 pro the other day took me about ten minutes to upload it haha.
No worries, that sounds a nightmare
I am still waiting for FTTC to come, the cabinets are there but waiting for openreach to enable them, at the moment the end of June, tempted to jump to Virgin.
High speeds sounds good